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We're Not Just Cowboys! (11/05/2004)

Two ranch hand cowboys give up the range for the city life in this introspective drama. Opening an electronics shop stocked from a 1985 Radio Shack catalog, the two leave their cowboy life behind for a new one. So they think. It soon becomes evident that even in the city, their cowboy skills are far more valuable than the severely dated electronics they are peddling. This feature reaches deep into self-discovery and does so with the utmost disregard for sensitivity to Native Americans.

Bouncy Closet Thriller (11/05/2004)

What was meant to be a family-friendly gathering at the local Catholic church turns sour when one of the rented carnival attractions devours a youngster. The attraction, called the Bouncy Closet, has been under investigation by the National Center for Carnival Ride Safety for some time. Investigator Darrell McPherson follows the case to Parker Amusements, which as you might suspect, was simply a front for the evil empire of Satan. But hope is still found as a Catholic Priest joins forces with McPherson to unravel the mystery. We are left with a renewed sense of hope as the final curtain falls on Father Jasper optimistically shouting, "To Hell with everything!"

Cupcake Gangsters (10/01/2004)

Organized crime takes on a new face in this classic. During the time of cupcake prohibition, one family becomes the underground source for the tasty treats. But Captain Ralph Jiggins and his band of untouchables is hot on their case. The case is soon closed after two bumbling mob henchmen lead Captain Jiggins right to their secret lair. Dave Sherson guest stars.

Intergalactic Prom (10/01/2004)

Exciting things are happening at Jimmy Doohan High School. The school is participating in an intergalactic exchange program which brings Zaklak from another planet to attend JDHS for a semester. But tension arises when Zaklak takes an interest in Sheila, the girlfriend of the school bully. In the end, Zaklak shows the earth students a thing or two about being true to themselves, accepting each others' differences, and skinning and reskinning live dogs. Dave Sherson guest stars.

Too Many Britons! (08/06/04)

When the British House of Lords is divided over concerns that there are too many britons, the members ultimately agree that Great Britain simply cannot tolerate another briton. So when another briton is born in a nearby hospital, he is quickly seized by the government and banished to a remote island. There, the ex-briton grows to form New Britain, a country rich with opportunity, lack of rules, and cooked goose. But when a lack of female companionship causes the New Britons to seek a truce with Old Britain, the two countries realize that they are not so different. And that they, in fact, are all britons.

Elvis Underwater Adventure (08/06/04)

This instant classic stars Elvis Presley as a crewmember of an elite deepsea exploration team, sent by the U.S. government to stop an underwater volcano from destroying the earth. When the team arrives at the bottom of the sea, they discover that the volcano erruption is actually the plot of the misfit citizens of the undersea city Aquaticus.

Viking Werewolf Dance Party Show-off (07/02/04)

Separated from his raiding party, Viking warrior Torn is attacked and bitten by a wolf-like creature while wandering the countryside. Soon afterwards, at a celebration honoring Odin, he is transformed into an attention-seeking werewolf dance maniac. Garnering Odin's approval and his companions' jealousy, Torn must devise a way to continue to satisfy Odin and to smooth his relationship with the other Vikings.

Office Party Blackmail (07/02/04)

At the tenth anniversary party for Mr. Crumbley's company, all of the employees expose dark secrets to one another. Blackmailed by a mysterious figure, Mr. Sugarman, Mr. Zimmerman, Mr. Zipman, Mr. Bannerman, Mr. Bauman/Bowelman, and Ed the mail boy all scramble to keep their transgressions hidden from their hardline employer.

Romance Musical: Hamburger University (6/4/04)

A sheltered student arrives at Hamburger University and falls in love with its sole female student. He must overcome his exclusion from the most popular fraternity on campus and her horrible boyfriend in order to win her. Mayhem ensues.

Historical Fiction (6/4/04)

An unprepared student reads his report on a battle of questionable veracity between the French and Chinese, which rapidly diverges into a thrill ride through not-quite-accurate history featuring Ghandi, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Paul Hogan, the Scorpions, and PT Barnum.

Immortal But Stupid (5/7/04)

The Lowlander has his immortality revealed on the deathbed of his aged wife, although he fails to grasp the concept. Continuing on through the centuries, he crosses paths with the immortal murderer of his immortal teacher, although he does so without realizing it even with the prompting of the ghost of his former teacher. A final showdown in an arcade in the 1980s comes to a climax when the spirit of his mentor finally takes matters into his own incorporeal hands.

Donut Turf War (5/7/04)

A quiet town with a long tradition of a single donut supplier is disturbed by a huckster hawking confections that are exceedingly underpriced and, incredibly, seem to reduce weight. The townspeople take sides between their familiar standard and the slickly packaged new product, with the scales tipped by the revelation that the new donuts contain some hazardous ingredients ... and are offered by a bitter fiend from the long standing shopkeeper's past.

Hip Hop Shakespeare (shown 4/2/04)

Factions collide after the head of the East Coast family OG Moneymaster D informs his daughter Lil' Candy that she must find a true playa to be her Hey Love. Inviting disaster, the girl instead hooks up with Poppy Fresh, the young heir of the West Coast family, setting in motion events which force the families to confront their differences, leaving only one family standing.

Sushi Bar Crime Scene Investigation (shown 4/2/04)

After a body is found at a newly opening sushi bar, the police commissioner puts detective Jack Diamond and his niece, new detective Audrey McCluskey, on the case. Pursuing a lead that takes them from the sushi bar to a fish market to a garden shop, the police discover that the murder was a crime of revenge, executed by a perpetrator of a decidedly non-human persuasion.

50s Spy Musical (Shown 3/5/04)

A cold war scientist working on both the space race and civil defense is abducted by a pair of Russian agents. It is up to Agent Q, along with a cast of Eastern bloc moles and allies, to venture into East Germany and rescue the doctor. The chase leads to a safe house and a climactic battle in which the doctor's advanced scientific discovery provides the brute force needed to literally crush the Russians.

Mythological Disaster (Shown 3/5/04)

Careless handling of a park's animals leads a couple to anger its vengeful patron deity, Magnificus. After releasing his animals to plague his human neighbors, the god is almost foiled by Suboptimus, a treacherous peer jealous of his influence. A pair of mythological investigators convinces Magnificus to call off the attack and assists him against his true enemy, but only after he transforms himself into a giant duck.

Behind the Music: Lunchmeat (Shown 2/6/04)

The history of the band Lunchmeat is explored from their humble beginnings at a before-business-hours deli to their successful debuts in Chicago and New York. Stumbling along the way with ill-advised forays into women and solo careers, the band must decide on a reunion in an effort to recapture their former glory.

Battle of the Latin Lovers (Shown 2/6/04)

Hot-blooded South American lotharios vie for the affections of a girl named Baby in a three-way contest of machismo and, surprisingly, sensitivity. Will it be the new lover in town, the freakishly tall romeo, or the newly French master-trained former loser to win her affections?

Founding Fathers vs Ninja (Shown 1/2/04)

A bitter King George sends his most deadly weapon, a Ninja, to deliver his vengeance against the victorious rough and tumble leaders of the American Revolution. Initially successful in his murderous quest, the Ninja soon must face the combined might of an angry Washington, assorted undead statesmen, and the unborn ghost of Abraham Lincoln. Guest starring Karl Rectanus.

Flea Market Misunderstanding (Shown 1/2/04)

A distracted scientist allows his wife to sell a key component of his greatest invention - the RumplestiltScan, a machine that turns wheat into gold - at a flea market. After an unscrupulous old acquaintance acquires the part while serving out his court-mandated duty to the Big Brother program, the scientist and his assistant must confront him to get it back. Guest starring Karl Rectanus.

Victorian Giant Monster Showdown (Shown 12/5/03)

A well-respected scientist unveils his latest creation to high society - a powerful, deadly giant monster. Meanwhile, his shamed and jealous rival works to outdo the lauded creator of the popular fiend. After a ramshackle new monster begins to terrorize the city from within a portable vat, the beast loyal to the Queen must face and destroy the misguided experiment, once and for all proving who possesses the superior genius.

50s Homemaker Film Noir (Shown 12/5/03)

Mall Mania (Shown 11/7/03)

A deceased mall mogul sets his potential heirs on a wild tour through his shopping kingdom in pursuit of a key that will unlock a master vault which promises to hold his greatest valuables. His long-suffering son, his nasty sister and her henpecked son, and a zany cut-up (and his rubber companion) scramble to discover the prize, only to find that the greatest prize of all is love - and revenge. Guest starring David Sherson.

50s Horror Musical (Shown 11/7/03)

Wild high school rebels chase reckless good times until an evil zombie master begins a campaign of terror against them. Soon, the teens are reduced to a single greaser that must use his rock and roll style to overcome the zombie master and his former cronies, who have been hideously transformed into aquatic zombie werewolves. Parental discretion is advised for actual groin-kicking (apologies to George) and adult themes. Guest starring David Sherson.

Toys Come Alive Horror Thriller

(shown 10/03/03)

An overimaginative boy receives the gift of a lifetime when his mother surprises him with a life-sized LEGO man for his birthday. Unbeknownst to either, the LEGO man has been stolen from a top secret scientific facility where it had been designed to harvest and process corn. In its unfinished state, however, the toy craves human blood, and begins a secret campaign of evil. The situation worsens after the LEGO man pairs with a second model and produces an evil spawn, leaving the boy, his mother, and a scientist to try to stop the oncoming rampage of plastic and gore. Guest starring Clayton Margeson.

Redneck Murder Mystery

(shown 10/03/03)

When a bumpkin and his sidekick discover the white lightning-bloated corpse of his uniquely ugly mother jammed in the family still, a backwoods detective must step in to unravel the case. A reluctant witness to the crime comes forward to unmask a surprising canine killer, but the truth may have been revealed too late to save another victim from the mother-hating jaws of murder. Of note is the speed of the dog. It is fast. Guest starring Clayton Margeson.

Weird Third Arm

(shown 9/05/03)

When Harold's mother can protect him no longer from the outside world, he is set free into a world that is unwilling to accept him as he is...with a weird third arm. While trying to win the affections of a young woman, Harold finds himself the object of redicule from the heartless Johnny "Two-arms" and his sidekick. Just when Harold has given up on ever being accepted as a normal part of society, he befriends a blind park-dweller who teaches him that it is better to have more of something, than not enough of something. Harold ultimately finds that his superfluous arm can serve a special purpose, when Johnny "Two-arms" is in a tragic motorcycle accident.

Greek God Road Trip Epic

(shown 9/05/03)

When reckless gods Dionysus and Larry are caught throwing a party while Zeus was away, they are cast into the realm of mortals until they earn the favor of Zeus. While among the mortals, the two gods go on a road trip with a Denny's waiter, while two evil gods, Smarticles and Antiocus, plot their demise. Dionysus and Larry manage to stave off the evil ploys of their enemies, while learning a valuable lesson about life as a mortal.

Boxing Pirates

(shown 8/01/03)

A young boy idolizes the fearsome boxing pirates, villains that plunder not gold, but the opportunity to engage in fisticuffs with their victims. Rejected by the rogues, the boy trains with a shamed outcast boxing pirate, and, after this mentor is attacked, goes after those he once envied in a fierce bare-knuckled brawl.

Gangster

(shown 8/01/03)

The cobbling business of a town buckles under the strain of the cobbler mafia, threatening to collapse the industry. Only through the investigative ability and inherent trustworthiness of special federal agent Jimmy Christmas can the shoemakers hope to survive and see the gangsters defeated.

The Mystery of the Broken Gourd

(shown 6/27/03)

When his parents leave town for the weekend, Peter and his friends Lugnut and Badger discover a treasure map secreted inside an old man's gourd. Following the map reveals a treasure, but the children must contend with a pair of scoundrels that want it for themselves. Peter's ingenuity is put to the test to save the treasure from the ruffians' hands so that is can be used to help his parents keep their home.

Circus Character Time Travel

(shown 6/27/03)

After a mysterious device transports an unscrupulous ticket shill and an earnest French lion tamer back in time, a battle of ethics places the two at odds as the shill raids time to fill the circus's freak show. The lion tamer is compelled to free the out-of-time abductees and return them to their proper time before history is irrevocably changed.

Dueling Desperado Diaries

(shown 6/20/03)

Innermost thoughts are revealed through the diary pages of two different pen-wielding desperados. As we delve deeper into their journals, we uncover two stories that weave together, filled with horses, beautiful ladies, oh yeah.. and werewolves.

Magical Breakfast

(shown 6/20/03)

Nothing seems to be going right for a young professional, until he discovers a world of magic when the character on a strange box of cereal comes to life and grants him three wishes. Everything is perfect, until his office enemy also brings to life a cereal mascot, the evil Flavor Master. Worlds collide when cereal mascots wage war, and our hero must learn to use his last wish for the good of all mankind.

Father-Son Vampire Melodrama

(shown 6/13/03)

Worlds collide as the son of a deadly vampire and the daughter of a famous vampire hunter feel themselves inexplicably drawn to one another. As the families head toward an inevitable clash, the lovers try to reconcile the seemingly opposed destinies which haunt them.

Detective Beach Party

(shown 6/13/03)

A perpetual beach party is disturbed when the treasured automobile of the king of the beach is stolen. As a befuddled detective does his best to solve the crime, the party kids arrange a variety show, and a surly pair of glass blowing beach clowns carry on in a suspicious fashion.

Gothic Video Game Adaptation

(shown 6/6/03)

The dark of heart of man is laid bare as plumbing brothers Mario and Luigi make a journey to save the Princess from the fearsome King Koopa. Venturing through an underworld of pipe-dwelling grotesqueries, the brothers come face-to-face with the creature, only to realize that the beast may not be the true monster. Guest starring Leo DiNapoli.

Coming-of-Age Buddy Cop

(shown 6/6/03)

After his partner is cut down in the line of duty, a crusty by-the-books veteran is paired with a wet-behind-the ears rookie still learning not only how to be a cop, but how to be a man. After a kidnapping spree by police impersonators, the duo must not only solve the crimes, but give the rookie his first chance to kiss a girl. Guest starring Leo DiNapoli.

Comic Book Super Hero vs The Salesman

(shown 2/28/03)

A villainy wholly different from that of a super-powered criminal rears its head in the city protected by Commander Power and his live-in sidekick, Kaleidolad. As a devious sales force drains money from the innocent citizenry, the duo tracks down the head of the unsavory pyramid of charlatanism. With a precarious balance between the might of super-heroics and the impact of high pressure sales set, it takes a surprise interloper to tip the scales of the standoff.

Lifetime 80s Murder Romance

(shown 2/28/03)

A young mother with a secret past arrives in a new town with the intention of starting over. As she settles in, a new romance blooms, but the shadows of her former life threaten to encircle her. It is up to a detective to stand between her and a nightmare that refuses to be left behind.

Deli Musical

(shown 2/21/03)

A deli owner and his faithful butcher form the warm heart of a neighborhood battling a string of bank foreclosures. Despite the troubles rising all around, the meat and cheese craftsman continues to give as much as he can (and more) to those that come to his establishment. With the bank closing in on the deli, it remains to be seen whether this generosity will be the old sandwich maker's undoing ... or his salvation. Music by Brian Williams.

Southern Belle Rampage

(shown 2/21/03)

An awkward young lady strives to achieve social grace, only to be scorned by her fellow debutantes-in-training and their male counterparts. Driven over the edge, she exacts her revenge on her tormentors using both her new found poise as well as methods slightly more vicious.

Inspirational Medical Story

(shown 2/14/03)

A disadvantaged young man wrestles with the obstacles presented by both academics and his unyielding and unsympathetic family in the pursuit of a medical degree. As the dreams of his future collide with the realities of his present, the aspiring doctor may be the only one who can avert a tragedy from happening very close to home. Meet a man that will make you believe that trying to overcome the odds may not only save a life, but can bring meaning to your own.

German Zombie

(shown 2/14/03)

College students on a camping trip unwittingly embark on a voyage into horror as they are beset upon by a family of undead German piemakers lost long ago to the darkness of the forest. In a struggle to save as many of their friends as possible, the campers turn to a venerable zombie hunter to guide them in disposing of the ghoulish threat. Prey becomes hunter as the students seek to eliminate the undead family.

Japanese Monster

(shown 2/7/03)

A doctor's experiments in radiation yield fantastic yet gruesome results as an irradiated test weasel grows to gargantuan size. With the Japanese air force unable to stymy the destructive rampage of the abomination, the government must resort to more radical methods. As the situation grows more desperate, it becomes clear that the best way to stop the beast may be a child's love - deployed in a most unusual fashion.

Robotic Sailing Adventure

(shown 2/7/03)

The unusual inheritance of a woman following her uncle's demise becomes stranger still when the boat she has been left reveals that it is home to a robot. Following what seems to be a treasure map, and ignoring the threat of a curse, the new adventurer and her mechanical companion take to the waves, battling a collection of pirates while searching the seas. As the treasure comes closer to her possession, its true nature is a revealed as something paradoxically unexpected and forewarned.

Supernatural Night School

(shown 10/25/02)

Two day school students are transferred to night school and into the hands of horror. As the student body dwindles in number, the schoolmates discover a terrible secret about the mysterious teaching staff and the ancient evil which lies behind their stern professorial exterior. It is up to the friends to disrupt the ritualistic cycle of malevolence and free the school of the awful spectre of unlife.

Intergalactic Space Wars

(shown 10/25/02)

The fate of a star system hangs in the balance as two brothers battle on opposite sides of a far-reaching interstellar conflict. The focus of their fight narrows to a single planet as the heroic brother crash lands his star fighter after a dogfight with his sibling. An energy mining operation in a volcano reveals itself as the lair of the ultimate villain and the key to the entire war, and it is here that the final collision between the brothers occurs.

Talking Vehicle Action-Adventure

(shown 10/18/02)

A special agent and his intelligent talking scooter ("Scooty") are faced with the task of apprehending a devious pair of twin brothers bent on conquest. As the heroic pair narrow in on their quarry, a showdown of super vehicles is set in motion as the villains resurrect and rebuild the evil counterpart of Scooty, the ominous Triscootron.

Inspirational Underdog Sports

(shown 10/18/02)

After being scorned and rejected by the rich kids on the golf team of a well-to-do high school, a talented yet unrefined boy finds himself switching over to the school on the other side of the tracks. Teaming up with a golf coach serving out his sentence of community service, preparations begin for an against-all-odds golf match between the two schools in which the misfit tries to turn the tables on his wealthy adversaries.

Medieval/Fantasy

(shown 10/11/02)

The history of a forgotten land of knights and monsters unfolds as three worthies take it upon themselves to capture the golden fruit the true lord of the land requires in order to restore himself to full health. Facing off against an evil nobleman, his dastardly wood nymph, and spectacular magicks, the comrades in arms must rely upon their unique strengths to overcome the challenge together.

Cowboy Slasher Horror

(shown 10/11/02)

A foreboding mine in the American West becomes the focal point for terror and deadly mayhem as the local sheriff tries to solve the lethal mystery. A shocking revelation points toward a dark day of betrayal in the history of the mine which begins to provide an improbable, horrifying explanation for the latest wave of fatal mischief.

Action-Adventure Musical

(shown 10/04/02)

A Rex Banner adventure. In this installment, the adventurer and treasure hunter must gather three powerful statues before his arch-rival Mulumbo Bob and the man-beast Gwad can capture them for use in powering the world's fastest and most evil car. An all-singing, all-dancing extravaganza of pulp excitement.

Small Town Scam

(shown 10/04/02)

A pair of swindlers descend upon a sleepy town to run their sinister con game on its bored inhabitants. As the plot unfolds, it falls to a young boy, his mother, and an elderly candy store owner to prevent their home from losing its innocence to the charismatic thieves.